this is a list of the things i hate
enjoy
the word moist (or "moist towelettes" ugh)
guys that gel their hair
girls that have "going out tops"
people who don't tip well
wrigleyville
ace bandages
audi tt's
waking up and knowing you are late for something
reality television
people who talk in abbreviations
curly hair that looks wet even though it's not
people who touch me at work (see 2-4)
bad commercials
tyra banks
oprah
when doofus #1 asks me questions as soon as i walk in the door
small cups of water
sydney crosby
toenail clippings
ed hardy/affliction/any douche bag clothing (see 2)
hard butter
that fact that crocs aren't socially acceptable
voicemails (unless they are funny, that makes up for the fact that i had to listen to it)
PCs
black comedy (just movies and tv shows)
gary coleman
the notebook
people that are so hipster it hurts
those nylon drawstring backpacks
people who steals
ruby tuesday's
musicals
fat people who need motorized wheelchairs just because they are fat
folding clothes
hot change (like sweaty coins)
tourists when im not one
tangled headphone wires
unibrows
twitter
centipedes
cats
people who own cats (more than 2 is just fucked up)
papers that i feel i need to keep even though i never will need them again
Flint, MI
guys who dip
being told to do something that im currently doing
girls that bring their camera to every bar they go to, take the same pictures and then post them by date on facebook
decorative pillows
living rooms that don't get used
the puff of air they blow into your eyes at the eye doctor
Entourage
im an awful person
you should try it sometime
SHABOOM
guys that gel their hair
girls that have "going out tops"
people who don't tip well
wrigleyville
ace bandages
audi tt's
waking up and knowing you are late for something
reality television
people who talk in abbreviations
curly hair that looks wet even though it's not
people who touch me at work (see 2-4)
bad commercials
tyra banks
oprah
when doofus #1 asks me questions as soon as i walk in the door
small cups of water
sydney crosby
toenail clippings
ed hardy/affliction/any douche bag clothing (see 2)
hard butter
that fact that crocs aren't socially acceptable
voicemails (unless they are funny, that makes up for the fact that i had to listen to it)
PCs
black comedy (just movies and tv shows)
gary coleman
the notebook
people that are so hipster it hurts
those nylon drawstring backpacks
people who steals
ruby tuesday's
musicals
fat people who need motorized wheelchairs just because they are fat
folding clothes
hot change (like sweaty coins)
tourists when im not one
tangled headphone wires
unibrows
centipedes
cats
people who own cats (more than 2 is just fucked up)
papers that i feel i need to keep even though i never will need them again
Flint, MI
guys who dip
being told to do something that im currently doing
girls that bring their camera to every bar they go to, take the same pictures and then post them by date on facebook
decorative pillows
living rooms that don't get used
the puff of air they blow into your eyes at the eye doctor
Entourage
im an awful person
you should try it sometime
SHABOOM
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